This morning I got this Google alert in my email.  I had just waken up, so was kind of groggy.  I actually believed for half a second that SimplyHired has local listings for jobs as a hair farmer ...  

NO - they didn't have any listings, but if they did - I'm sure the pay would not be worth the challenges presented by having so many bad hair days (at least in my case).  With my hair farming, the only pay I need is the thought that I will be helping a child who has already gone through major medical issues, fit in at school and with their friends.